A mother-in-law is like a cat…

• Always plotting to kill you
• Will never love you no matter how kind you are to them
• Never happy to see you
• Wants to dominate the room you’re in
• Comes with claws
• May provoke severe allergic reactions
• Appears suddenly, when you least expect it
• Spies on you
• Sabotages your home décor and tries to make it look like an accident
• Sees you as its servant
• Will attempt to suffocate you in your sleep

A mother-in-law is one cat you don’t want to let out of the bag!